An enigma, wrapped up in a mystery, wrapped up in a decent sized dose of WTF.
I’m an unexploded ton of dynamite posing as a 5’3, 120 pound, 51 year old recently widowed woman. 

Forest Gump reminded us that life is like a box of chocolates. Me, I’m more like a box of Sour Patch Kids. You’ll never know exactly what you’re going to get, but sweet isn’t the first word that comes to mind. Welcome to my world: a roller coaster of highs and lows, belly flutters and exhilaration, and well, whiplash and back pain.
Buckle Up.